They say gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says I prefer gentlemen?
True fact: I seem to have an uncanny knack for choosing the wrong fellas to pursue relationships with. Meaning I feed into the stereotype that nice guys do, indeed, finish last. *sigh* I hate when I prove to be like the other 90% of the female population.
Someone give me a swift smack to the head please.
Another true fact: I’ve never not been blonde. This is decidedly weird. And I like it.
